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Connery Demotivational Poster

ADMIT IT... - You Just Threw Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit, Didn't You, Moneypenny?

ASK YOURSELF... - how can your day get any worse than a half-naked Sean Connery with a gun?

TAGS: bad day sean connery
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Zagato

Oldsod - November 11, 2013, 8:04 pm
Actually...he could make me watch "Zardoz" again...
Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:46 pm
Hah. Give 'im a .455 Webley-Fosbury.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
Well, at least I'm in good company, then...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
What funny is that I did a similar comment, with similar terrible results, on one of Rons posters.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
okay, second comment.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
I knew I should have amended that first comment with "said in a scottish accent"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
Beats the hell out of using an extension cord to strap an electric mixer to himself.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:20 am
aaaaand, my previous point has been proven *facepalm*
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
d*** Zed, you go through them that quickly?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
"Alex, I'll take strap-ons for $500"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:18 am
LMAO Sean... I won't ask why your brain approached it from that angle.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
with a strap-on harness.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
Asking you to smell his gun? He doesn't have a holster.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Two power d***os?
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:14 am
OK, I'm not really saying that there is such a thing as a "power-d***o", but if there is, a n**** Sean Connery with one would be a lot worse than most things you could imagine.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:05 am
A fully n**** Sean Connery with a power-d***o.



TAGS: sean connery 007 james bond
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Woody - July 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
And the wars never ends.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
The day is mine, Trebek!


TAGS: connery to craig james bond
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 1:57 am
george lazenby and timothy dalton.
gas - August 3, 2012, 6:10 pm
connery, don't know, moore don't know, brosnan, craig


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


TAGS: sean connery immortal last crusade
Rating: 3.3/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
And Keith Richard and ***k Clark are undead (Clark's in hiding to throw off the Vampire Hunters)


ORIGINAL - The one and only James bond

TAGS: james bond sean connery pierce brosnan
Rating: 2.35/5

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Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 6:43 pm
Oh for f*** sake - here http://homepages.woosh.co.nz/davross/demotivators/ happy now???
Guest - May 1, 2009, 11:11 am
cropping over my picture eh?..and Connery was not the original,so get your facts straight first.
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Ohhh. Really? ****. Fail. Epic Fail. Sigh.
BuZZbomb - April 30, 2009, 11:57 pm
He was in fact, not, the first to play Bond on film. Actor Barry Nelson(American) played him on film in a 1954 version of 'Casino Royale' for the "Climax Mystery Theatre"
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
I think he was the first to play bond on film was he not?
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
Connery was not the original


TAGS: sean connery never met my moms k
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 17, 2009, 1:23 am
If this tractor's a rockin' there's at least one sheep on board.
rockntractor - October 17, 2009, 1:08 am
I'm glad you have found something to do that keeps you home!
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:07 am
...and this is HILARIOUS!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hey, Bart. Palin never stated she could see Russia from her house, that was SNL. She stated you can see Russia from an island in Alaska. Just want you to have facts, so you're not considered another blind hater spreading lies, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:19 am
Really? You're going to give me a car? I would have settled for a credit card number.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 1:14 am
High comment count = dodge viper.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:08 am
Of course it goes up to 11 ... so over-all, she remained in my good graces.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear, Cindy McCain dropped 2 and a half points on my internal ****-O-Meter when I saw her talk that very talking point during an interview shortly after Palin got to nod.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:06 am
I hate typos, but at least they bring up my comment count.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:05 am
can *see* Russia
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:04 am
Dude, I'd be careful if I were you. She could be watching right now, from a helicopter, lining up her sh**. You know she's got great eyesight, too, because she can Russia from her house.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 1:02 am
How does a pro-lifer work at an Arby's?
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:00 am
But of course she's more qualified to manage that Arby's than the Potus!
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:59 am
And even he thinks Palin's unfit to manage an Arby's.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:58 am
And teach that dumbass how ta use a rubber while yer at it ... so's we don't have to mobilize on that idjit's behalf agin.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:48 am
I am a proud member of the Anti-Sh**gun Wedding Coalition. FREE LEVI!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:46 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:45 am
True, WTFO. In fact I beter not even mention that Beck as a young daughter cause look what the left loons did to Palin's family.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:57 pm
Don't waste the typing, PKP. I provided the video and still no logic set in. He drove the Van Jones story, the ACORN story, he continues on and all the left has are personal attacks vs disproving any of his reports. Attack when your position is that weak.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
Nope, this fat chick weeps an honest tear. Bet you do too.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Really, I'm beginning to see the "he's out for profit" argument as equally as invalid as the "they're racist" argument for anti Obama protesters. I think they guy truly cares about America; you can't fake the tears when he talks about his daughter.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 5:51 pm
Oh, that could mean we're related on my mother's side.
Lex - September 16, 2009, 5:48 pm
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! - Tim
Sean - September 16, 2009, 3:02 pm
And my memory of the footage is correct: I remember him saying earnestly and in all seriousness: we can't debunk them (meaning at that time, back in March).
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:53 pm
and profit. My hero.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:53 pm
Great, the story Glenn Beck first presented to Fox viewers back in March, looking all wide-eued and concerned, footage which I saw myself, he has finally decided to "debunk". He gave the story legs and then he taketh them away. Fearmongering for fun
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:39 pm
Here's your answer in his own words. I told you that you need to change your sources because they are full of lies about consrvatives: http://www.freedomslighthouse.com/2009/04/glenn-beck-debunks-fema-concentration.html
Sean - September 15, 2009, 6:42 pm
So the Fema concentration camps for Conservatives are still pending?
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:37 pm
Can anyone disprove any of his statements? He was right on Van Jones and other czars. Nobody can disprove his statements so you attack him personnally. It must be sad to not have any facts on your side.
Rolls Eyes - September 15, 2009, 10:19 am
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:36 am
Everyone there is fairly unbalanced.
darkangel98s - September 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
nope. Gotta love Foxy ***bs.
MrRandom - September 14, 2009, 11:04 pm
Gotta love Fox News


TAGS: sean connery snl
Rating: 4.9/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 3:02 pm
i don't think trebekski is an actual russian last name. they usually end in -ov -ih and -ikh
LogicDude - November 16, 2010, 7:04 pm
What do you and a mallard with a cold have in common? One's a sick duck; I forget the rest but your Mother's a wh***!


TAGS: highlander sean connery oxymoron
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - August 21, 2013, 1:22 pm
There can be only... Uh, wait a minute!

SCOTLAND - Isn't that, like, Northeast Ireland or something...?

TAGS: connery
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by pjarhead

fdgdfbfbf - March 3, 2009, 11:01 pm
according to QI the scotish invented the us navy
ashmael89 - August 21, 2008, 6:12 am
I concur... by the way you know scotland rebelled against england before it was cool
Alex - August 11, 2008, 1:26 pm
That shows the level of education of americans... sigh...

SEAN CONNERY - Is too old to hunt for Red October.

TAGS: sean connery
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Stan M.

union - March 12, 2010, 12:46 pm
Thats not what your mother said, Trebek.